Suit Yourself | Upcycled Dress Pants Two-Piece Set
Suit Yourself | Upcycled Dress Pants Two-Piece Set
ONLY ONE EXISTS // NO RESTOCKS
Office dress pants quit their day job and joined a two-piece set.
THE FILE
Meet Suit Yourself, a Modern Alien creation for people who think normal is a terrible dress code.
THE EVIDENCE
Matching cropped structured top with button detail and reworked high-waisted bottom made from thrifted men's dress pants. The original listing calls the bottom a mini skirt, but also lists an inseam measurement; confirm its construction before ordering.
THE MUTATION
A single pair of secondhand men's dress pants was reconstructed into a coordinating outfit.
FIT CHECK
Listed size/type: XL. Original listing measurements: Top chest: 38 inches; top length: 13 inches; bottom waist: 36 inches; listed inseam: 6 inches; bottom length: 18.5 inches. Measurement method was not specified. Compare with a similar piece or request more information before ordering.
HOW TO WEAR THE WEIRD
Wear with chunky boots or platforms for tailored chaos.
HUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER
Handmade or reworked in Holbrook, Arizona. Upcycled materials may show small variations and traces of their previous lives.
CARE
Machine wash cold on gentle and hang dry, per the original listing.
REPLICATION STATUS
ONE OF ONE. THAT'S IT. 👽
