READER BEWARE

You're in for a scare. Your outfit isn't.

SPECIMEN 001/001

THE FILE

Meet Reader Beware, a one-of-a-kind pair of Goosebumps cargo pants handmade from a rescued bedsheet that had absolutely no business becoming this cool.

Covered in chaotic purple, green, blue, and orange Goosebumps graphics, these statement cargos feature bold neon-green contrast pockets, oversized cargo pockets, hardware details, and elasticized ankles for a relaxed silhouette.

They're colorful. They're weird. They're nostalgic. And somewhere, a perfectly normal bedsheet is wondering where everything went wrong.

Spoiler: it went very right.

THE EVIDENCE

Size: XL
Waist: 40"
Hips: 50"
Rise: Mid
Inseam: 29"
Length: 41"
Stretch: None
Material: Rescued bedsheet fabric + contrast fabric
Color: Purple / neon green / blue / orange
Print: Goosebumps character + logo print
Details: Cargo pockets, contrast pockets, hardware + elasticized ankles
Original Life: Bedsheet
Current Life: Significantly more terrifying
Quantity: 001

THE MUTATION

A rescued Goosebumps bedsheet was cut apart and completely reconstructed by hand into a pair of funky cargo pants, then finished with contrasting neon pockets, oversized cargo pockets, hardware details, and gathered ankles.

This isn't a pair of existing pants with fabric added to them.

The bedsheet became the pants.

Which is exactly the kind of questionable decision we support around here.

BED SHEET → CARGO PANTS.

R.L. Stine probably didn't see this coming.

FIT CHECK

This is a handmade one-of-a-kind garment, so please shop according to the actual measurements rather than relying only on the listed size.

Compare the waist, hips, rise, and inseam measurements with a pair of relaxed pants or cargos you already own for the best idea of fit.

HUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER

This specimen was handmade from rescued material that had a previous life before becoming clothing. Because The Modern Alien works with existing textiles and constructs pieces individually by hand, small variations, imperfections, or evidence of the fabric's former life may exist.

We don't call that damage. We call it evidence.

CARE

Wash cold on a gentle cycle or hand wash. Hang dry when possible. Avoid high heat to help protect the print, hardware, and handmade construction.

REPLICATION STATUS

IMPOSSIBLE.

One bedsheet. One pair of cargos. Zero boring decisions.

Reader beware: someone else might claim them first. 👽📚