Tablecloth Tantrum | Upcycled Bell-Bottom Jumpsuit

Grandma's tablecloth escaped and became a jumpsuit. Iconic.

THE FILE

Meet Tablecloth Tantrum, a Modern Alien piece for humans who prefer personality over playing it safe.

THE EVIDENCE

Fitted jumpsuit with dramatic bell-bottom legs and retro motif fabric. The original listing does not confirm the exact zipper or tie closure.

THE MUTATION

A rescued vintage patterned tablecloth was transformed into a flared jumpsuit.

FIT CHECK

Listed size: Extra small. Original listing measurements: Chest: 28 inches; inseam: 30 inches; total length: 56 inches. Measurement method was not specified; compare with a similar item or request clarification before ordering.

HOW TO WEAR THE WEIRD

Wear with boots and minimal accessories to let the print take over.

HUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER

Listed as handmade or reworked in Holbrook, Arizona. Reclaimed fabrics and hand alterations may have small variations and signs of previous use.

CARE

Hand wash cold or spot clean; hang dry.

REPLICATION STATUS

One of one 👽