WHOOPTY DOO | Upcycled Graphic Tank Top

Your outfit has officially run out of enthusiasm for small talk.

THE FILE

Meet WHOOPTY DOO, a one-of-a-kind creation from The Modern Alien. Designed for the human who thinks ordinary is a terrible dress code.

THE EVIDENCE

Graphic tank top with bold WHOOPTY DOO lettering, black contrast neckline and armhole trim, fitted silhouette and slight stretch.

THE MUTATION

Reclaimed fabric was reworked into a cheeky graphic tank.

FIT CHECK

Listed size: M. Measurements: Chest: 19 inches; length: 23 inches. Measurements are reproduced from the original listing; measurement method was not specified. Compare with a similar piece you own or ask for more details if needed.

HOW TO WEAR THE WEIRD

Wear with loud pants or a mini skirt. The shirt already has the attitude covered.

HUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER

Handmade or reworked in Holbrook, Arizona. Small variations and traces of reclaimed materials' previous lives are part of the charm.

CARE

Handle handmade seams, artwork and trims gently. Follow any original care labels where applicable; gentle cleaning and air drying are safer defaults when material instructions are unavailable.

REPLICATION STATUS

ONE OF ONE. THAT'S IT. 👽