Alien Essentials | The Modern Alien Graphic Tee

A low-key alien signal for a high-key strange planet.

THE FILE

Alien Essentials is a Modern Alien creation for humans allergic to ordinary outfits.

THE EVIDENCE

Relaxed graphic tee with Modern Alien design; graphic placement and printing technique are not specified.

THE MUTATION

Original listing describes a thrifted or reworked base tee, with one-of-one or small-batch status unconfirmed.

FIT CHECK

Listed size or variant: Small. Original listing measurements: Chest 30 in; length 29.5 in. Measurement method not specified; compare with an item you own or ask for details.

HOW TO WEAR THE WEIRD

Tuck into cargos or layer under a jacket.

HUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER

Handmade or reworked using the materials described above. Reclaimed textiles may show traces of their earlier life. Original listing identifies Holbrook, Arizona as the place of creation.

CARE

Machine wash cold inside out; hang dry.

REPLICATION STATUS

LIMITED OR REWORKED TEE 👽