Humans Suck Hoodie – Handmade & Upcycled

The Humans Suck Hoodie from The Modern Alien says what you're thinking—loudly, unapologetically, and sustainably. Made from thrifted materials and reworked by hand, this oversized hoodie is perfect for aliens in disguise, antisocial butterflies, and cosmic introverts who are just done.

Fit & Styling:

• Oversized unisex hoodie fit with soft fleece or cotton interior

• Features bold “Humans Suck” graphic or stitched lettering

• Style with combat boots, ripped fishnets, or a don't-talk-to-me stare

• Ideal for chilly nights, emotional shutdowns, or alienating the normies

Why it’s special:

• Handmade from upcycled hoodies = no new waste

• One-of-a-kind with graphic attitude and grungy soul

• Designed for outcasts, weirdos, and beings from better planets

• Comfort wear for when you’re tired of Earthly nonsense

Sustainability & Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Hang to dry for longevity

• Ships plastic-free and handmade in Holbrook, AZ

Not here to fit in. Here to stay weird and stay warm. 👽🖤