BAD DECISIONS

Somewhere between a biker gang and an alien invasion, things got weird.

SPECIMEN 001/001

THE FILE

Meet Bad Decisions, a handmade biker-inspired ninja balaclava created from leftover fabric that apparently had unfinished business.

Featuring a black-and-white Harley-Davidson logo print, contrasting black pointed ears, and an oversized face opening with a black interior panel, this funky creature hood looks like something that escaped the mothership and immediately joined a motorcycle gang.

It's part alien. Part biker. Part questionable life choice.

And somehow, it works.

Wear it for creative photo shoots, experimental streetwear outfits, costumes, or whenever you feel like being the most suspiciously dressed person in the room.

WARNING: THIS SPECIMEN DOES NOT FOLLOW THE DRESS CODE.

THE EVIDENCE

Size: One Size — please check measurements
Height: Approximately 18 inches
Width: Approximately 10.5 inches (measured flat)
Stretch: Minimal stretch
Material: Repurposed fabric scraps
Color: Black / white / gray
Print: Harley-Davidson logo print
Details: Pointed black creature ears, large face opening, black interior panel, elongated hood
Fit: Pull-on, limited-stretch design
Original Life: Leftover fabric scraps
Current Life: Unidentified biker creature
Quantity: 001 (if confirmed)

THE MUTATION

Leftover fabric was rescued from the scrap pile and reconstructed into a completely new ninja-style creature hood.

The black-and-white motorcycle print brought the attitude, while the pointed ears made the entire situation considerably more suspicious.

Because apparently regular biker accessories weren't weird enough.

SCRAP FABRIC → ALIEN BIKER HOOD.

The laboratory has requested a full investigation.

We have refused to cooperate.

FIT CHECK

This handmade balaclava measures approximately 18 inches tall and 10.5 inches wide when laid flat.

Unlike our stretchier creature masks, this specimen has minimal stretch, so please check the measurements carefully before purchasing.

One size does not guarantee a universal fit. Head circumference and the face opening should be checked for comfort before ordering.

Ensure the hood does not obstruct vision or breathing.

HUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER

This specimen was handmade from repurposed fabric scraps. Small variations, visible stitching details, or minor imperfections may exist.

We don't call that damage. We call it evidence.

This is an independently upcycled item by The Modern Alien and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or an official product of Harley-Davidson.

CARE

Hand wash cold with mild detergent. Lay flat to dry. Avoid high heat to help preserve the fabric and construction.

REPLICATION STATUS

THE BIKER HAS LEFT THE MOTHERSHIP.

One pile of scraps. Two suspicious ears. Absolutely no interest in behaving.

Born to be weird. Forced to live on Earth. 👽🏍️