Galactic Remix | Upcycled Star Wars Patchwork Shorts

Somewhere between a galaxy far away and a very questionable umbrella decision.

THE FILE

Meet Galactic Remix, a one-of-a-kind creation from The Modern Alien. Designed for the human who thinks ordinary is a terrible dress code.

THE EVIDENCE

Patchwork shorts with Star Wars character imagery, Supreme-branded umbrella fabric panels and elastic waistband.

THE MUTATION

Rescued Star Wars textiles and reclaimed umbrella fabric were reconstructed into shorts.

FIT CHECK

Listed size: M. Measurements: Waist: 34 inches; length: 17 inches; inseam: 7 inches. Measurements are reproduced from the original listing; measurement method was not specified. Compare with a similar piece you own or ask for more details if needed.

HOW TO WEAR THE WEIRD

Wear with a plain black tee or embrace the full graphic collision.

HUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER

Handmade or reworked in Holbrook, Arizona. Small variations and traces of reclaimed materials' previous lives are part of the charm.

CARE

Handle handmade seams, artwork and trims gently. Follow any original care labels where applicable; gentle cleaning and air drying are safer defaults when material instructions are unavailable.

REPLICATION STATUS

ONE OF ONE. THAT'S IT. 👽