Star-Spangled Chaos | Upcycled Flag Print Top & Shorts Set
ONLY ONE EXISTS // NO RESTOCKS
Stars, stripes and absolutely no interest in being subtle.
THE FILE
Meet Star-Spangled Chaos, a one-of-a-kind piece from The Modern Alien. Ordinary had its chance. We're trying something weirder.
THE EVIDENCE
Red, white and blue two-piece with triangle bikini-style tie top and high-waisted elastic shorts. The original listing does not establish swimwear suitability.
THE MUTATION
Rescued patriotic fabrics were reconstructed into a tie-top and shorts set.
FIT CHECK
Listed size: XL. Original listing measurements: Top chest: 16 inches; top length: 10 inches; shorts waist: 40 inches; inseam: 5 inches; shorts length: 15 inches. Measurements are reproduced as listed; measurement method was not specified. Compare with a similar item or request clarification before ordering.
HOW TO WEAR THE WEIRD
Layer the tie top over a fitted tank or wear the shorts with a graphic tee.
HUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER
Handmade or reworked in Holbrook, Arizona. Reclaimed fabrics and components may show small variations or signs of their previous lives.
CARE
Handle reconstructed seams, knitwear, ties, fringe and decorative charms gently. Follow original care labels if available; spot clean delicate accessories and choose gentle cleaning and air drying for garments when appropriate.
REPLICATION STATUS
ONE OF ONE. THAT'S IT. 👽