{"product_id":"technicolor-tantrum-alien-ear-ski-mask","title":"Technicolor Tantrum Alien Ear Ski Mask","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTECHNICOLOR TANTRUM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eToo colorful to behave. Too weird to explain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ccode\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSPECIMEN 001\/001\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE FILE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTechnicolor Tantrum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a handmade rainbow alien-ear ski mask created from leftover stretch fabric that clearly refused to go quietly into the scrap bin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCovered in a psychedelic multicolor print featuring hot pink, turquoise, orange, yellow, green, and purple, this funky creature hood features two pointed ears, a horizontal eye opening, and an elongated silhouette.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's giving radioactive rainbow. Escaped cartoon character. Alien having a very public meltdown.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd we're obsessed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for bold outfits, costumes, creative photo shoots, and those days when you want your accessories to have absolutely no indoor voice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWARNING: THIS SPECIMEN HAS NEVER HEARD OF SUBTLETY.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE EVIDENCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e One Size\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeight:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Approximately 15 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWidth:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Approximately 8.5 inches (measured flat)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStretch:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Very stretchy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Repurposed stretch fabric scraps\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hot pink \/ turquoise \/ orange \/ yellow \/ green \/ purple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrint:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Rainbow abstract pattern\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Two pointed creature ears, horizontal eye opening, elongated hood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Pull-on stretch design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOriginal Life:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Leftover fabric scraps\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCurrent Life:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Unsupervised rainbow creature\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 001 (if confirmed)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE MUTATION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLeftover stretch fabric was rescued from the scrap pile and transformed into a completely new creature-inspired ski mask.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe rainbow print was already screaming for attention, so naturally, we added pointed ears and made the whole situation even more ridiculous.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause apparently the color palette of an entire candy aisle wasn't enough.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSCRAP FABRIC → TECHNICOLOR CREATURE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe laboratory has requested we stop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe have declined.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFIT CHECK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis handmade ski mask measures approximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e15 inches tall and 8.5 inches wide when laid flat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe fabric is very stretchy, allowing flexibility in fit. Listed as one size, but fit may vary depending on head circumference and personal comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease make sure the eye opening sits comfortably without restricting vision or breathing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis specimen was handmade using leftover stretch fabric. Small variations, visible stitching details, or minor imperfections may exist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe don't call that damage. We call it evidence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCARE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand wash cold with mild detergent. Lay flat to dry. 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