{"product_id":"pretty-little-problem-patchwork-dress","title":"Pretty Little Problem Patchwork Dress","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePRETTY LITTLE PROBLEM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHalf sweetheart. Half questionable decisions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ccode\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSPECIMEN 001\/001\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/code\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(if only one exists)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE FILE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePretty Little Problem\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a one-of-a-kind handmade dress created from a rescued bedsheet and leftover scrap fabric. Because apparently two fabrics with absolutely no business being together can end up being soulmates.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne side serves shiny baby-pink satin energy. The other is a full-blown explosion of colorful doodles, playful graphics, and chaotic little illustrations. Finished with delicate lace trim and an easy, flowy silhouette, this funky statement dress is equal parts sweet and completely unhinged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's giving innocent from one angle and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eprobably banned from several establishments\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e from the other.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo personalities. One dress. Absolutely no intention of choosing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE EVIDENCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 2xl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBust:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 50\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWaist:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 64\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHips:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 66\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLength:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 39\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStretch:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e NONE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Rescued bedsheet + leftover scrap fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColors:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Baby pink \/ multicolor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Contrasting fabric panels, lace-trimmed hem, sleeveless silhouette\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOriginal Life:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Bedsheet + fabric scraps\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCurrent Life:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A walking identity crisis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 001 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(if confirmed)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE MUTATION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA rescued bedsheet and leftover fabric scraps were brought together, cut, and sewn into a completely new dress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInstead of making everything match, we let the fabrics do their own thing. The result? A playful, mixed-fabric creation with a little softness, a lot of personality, and absolutely zero interest in following the rules.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBEDSHEET + SCRAPS → DRESS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomebody had to give these fabrics a second chance at being dramatic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFIT CHECK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a handmade piece, so please use the actual garment measurements rather than relying on the listed size alone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCompare the measurements with a dress you already own for the best idea of fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis specimen was handmade using rescued and leftover textiles. 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