{"product_id":"mouse-trap-striped-pants","title":"Mouse Trap Striped Pants","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMOUSE TRAP\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBusiness up top. Cartoon problem at the ankles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ccode dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSPECIMEN 001\/001\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE FILE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMouse Trap\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a one-of-a-kind pair of striped pants handmade from a rescued bedsheet and finished with unexpected Mickey Mouse print cuffs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe red-and-white pinstripe fabric gives them a clean, playful base, while the contrasting character-print hem comes in at the last second to completely ruin any chance these pants had of behaving normally.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey're funky, colorful, unexpected, and handmade from something that was originally supposed to stay on a bed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClearly, that didn't work out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE EVIDENCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 2XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWaist:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 42\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHips:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 50\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRise:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e high\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInseam:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 29\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLength:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 44\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStretch:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Just in the waist\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Rescued bedsheet fabric + contrasting character-print fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e White + red stripe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Mickey Mouse print contrast cuffs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOriginal Life:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Bedsheet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCurrent Life:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Pants with significantly better plans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 001\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE MUTATION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA rescued red-and-white striped bedsheet was cut and reconstructed by hand into a completely new pair of pants, then finished with contrasting Mickey Mouse fabric at the cuffs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe result is exactly what The Modern Alien does best: take ordinary materials and make them considerably less ordinary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBED SHEET → PANTS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour fitted sheet could never.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFIT CHECK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause these pants are handmade, please use the actual garment measurements above instead of relying solely on the listed size.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCompare the waist, hips, rise, and inseam with a pair of pants you already own and love for the best idea of fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis specimen was handmade from rescued material that had a previous life before becoming clothing. 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