{"product_id":"bad-decisions-biker-ninja-balaclava","title":"Bad Decisions Biker Ninja Balaclava","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBAD DECISIONS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomewhere between a biker gang and an alien invasion, things got weird.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ccode\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSPECIMEN 001\/001\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE FILE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBad Decisions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a handmade biker-inspired ninja balaclava created from leftover fabric that apparently had unfinished business.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a black-and-white Harley-Davidson logo print, contrasting black pointed ears, and an oversized face opening with a black interior panel, this funky creature hood looks like something that escaped the mothership and immediately joined a motorcycle gang.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's part alien. Part biker. Part questionable life choice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd somehow, it works.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it for creative photo shoots, experimental streetwear outfits, costumes, or whenever you feel like being the most suspiciously dressed person in the room.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWARNING: THIS SPECIMEN DOES NOT FOLLOW THE DRESS CODE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE EVIDENCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e One Size — please check measurements\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeight:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Approximately 18 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWidth:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Approximately 10.5 inches (measured flat)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStretch:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Minimal stretch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Repurposed fabric scraps\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Black \/ white \/ gray\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrint:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Harley-Davidson logo print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Pointed black creature ears, large face opening, black interior panel, elongated hood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Pull-on, limited-stretch design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOriginal Life:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Leftover fabric scraps\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCurrent Life:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Unidentified biker creature\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 001 (if confirmed)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE MUTATION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLeftover fabric was rescued from the scrap pile and reconstructed into a completely new ninja-style creature hood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe black-and-white motorcycle print brought the attitude, while the pointed ears made the entire situation considerably more suspicious.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause apparently regular biker accessories weren't weird enough.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSCRAP FABRIC → ALIEN BIKER HOOD.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe laboratory has requested a full investigation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe have refused to cooperate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFIT CHECK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis handmade balaclava measures approximately \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e18 inches tall and 10.5 inches wide when laid flat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnlike our stretchier creature masks, this specimen has \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eminimal stretch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, so please check the measurements carefully before purchasing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne size does not guarantee a universal fit. Head circumference and the face opening should be checked for comfort before ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnsure the hood does not obstruct vision or breathing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis specimen was handmade from repurposed fabric scraps. Small variations, visible stitching details, or minor imperfections may exist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe don't call that damage. We call it evidence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is an independently upcycled item by The Modern Alien and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or an official product of Harley-Davidson.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCARE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHand wash cold with mild detergent. Lay flat to dry. Avoid high heat to help preserve the fabric and construction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eREPLICATION STATUS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE BIKER HAS LEFT THE MOTHERSHIP.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne pile of scraps. Two suspicious ears. Absolutely no interest in behaving.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBorn to be weird. 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