{"product_id":"reality-check-blanket-jacket","title":"Reality Check Blanket Jacket","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eREALITY CHECK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour blanket has officially left the couch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ccode dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSPECIMEN 001\/001\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE FILE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReality Check\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a one-of-a-kind cropped jacket handmade from a rescued black-and-white checkerboard blanket.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat started as something meant for the couch has been completely reconstructed into a plush statement jacket featuring a warped checkerboard print, oversized hood, front pockets, cropped silhouette, and an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eextra-large zipper that has absolutely no interest in being subtle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft enough to feel like you're still wrapped in a blanket.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeird enough that nobody needs to know you basically are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE EVIDENCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 2XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBust:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 66\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLength:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 28\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSleeve Length:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 37\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStretch:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Some\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Rescued plush blanket fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Black + white\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePattern:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Warped checkerboard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClosure:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Oversized front zipper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hood + front pockets\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOriginal Life:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blanket\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCurrent Life:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Main character outerwear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 001\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE MUTATION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA rescued checkerboard blanket was cut apart and reconstructed by hand into a completely new cropped hooded jacket, finished with pockets and an intentionally oversized zipper.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn't an existing jacket with something sewn onto it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe blanket became the jacket.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhich feels like an important distinction.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBLANKET → OUTERWEAR.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe couch will recover eventually.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFIT CHECK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a handmade one-of-a-kind garment, so please use the actual measurements above rather than relying solely on the listed size.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the best idea of fit, compare the measurements with a jacket or hoodie you already own.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe plush blanket material gives this piece a cozy, substantial feel while the cropped silhouette keeps it from looking like you actually left the house wearing your comforter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis specimen was handmade from rescued material that had an entire life before becoming clothing. Because The Modern Alien works with existing materials and constructs pieces by hand, small variations or evidence of the material's former life may exist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe don't call that damage. We call it evidence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCARE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause of the plush fabric and oversized hardware, I recommend \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehand washing or machine washing cold on a gentle cycle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, then laying flat or hanging to dry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvoid high heat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eREPLICATION STATUS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIMPOSSIBLE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne blanket. One jacket. One extremely unnecessary zipper.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComfort object, but make it a public disturbance. 👽\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Modern Alien","offers":[{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51462340608167,"sku":"ALIEN-246-REA-2XL","price":170.66,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0438\/8864\/0167\/files\/21_b551d7cc-8f59-4e46-a4e8-625f5be93e03.jpg?v=1791146434","url":"https:\/\/themodernalien.com\/en-ca\/products\/reality-check-blanket-jacket","provider":"The Modern Alien","version":"1.0","type":"link"}