{"product_id":"reader-beware-goosebumps-cargo-pants","title":"Reader Beware Goosebumps Cargo Pants","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eREADER BEWARE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou're in for a scare. Your outfit isn't.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ccode dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSPECIMEN 001\/001\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE FILE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReader Beware\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a one-of-a-kind pair of Goosebumps cargo pants handmade from a rescued bedsheet that had absolutely no business becoming this cool.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCovered in chaotic purple, green, blue, and orange Goosebumps graphics, these statement cargos feature bold neon-green contrast pockets, oversized cargo pockets, hardware details, and elasticized ankles for a relaxed silhouette.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey're colorful. They're weird. They're nostalgic. And somewhere, a perfectly normal bedsheet is wondering where everything went wrong.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpoiler: it went very right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE EVIDENCE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWaist:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 40\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHips:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 50\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRise:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Mid\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInseam:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 29\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLength:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 41\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStretch:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e None\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Rescued bedsheet fabric + contrast fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Purple \/ neon green \/ blue \/ orange\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrint:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Goosebumps character + logo print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Cargo pockets, contrast pockets, hardware + elasticized ankles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOriginal Life:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Bedsheet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCurrent Life:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Significantly more terrifying\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 001\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE MUTATION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA rescued Goosebumps bedsheet was cut apart and completely reconstructed by hand into a pair of funky cargo pants, then finished with contrasting neon pockets, oversized cargo pockets, hardware details, and gathered ankles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn't a pair of existing pants with fabric added to them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe bedsheet became the pants.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhich is exactly the kind of questionable decision we support around here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBED SHEET → CARGO PANTS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eR.L. Stine probably didn't see this coming.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFIT CHECK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a handmade one-of-a-kind garment, so please shop according to the actual measurements rather than relying only on the listed size.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCompare the waist, hips, rise, and inseam measurements with a pair of relaxed pants or cargos you already own for the best idea of fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHUMAN-MADE DISCLAIMER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis specimen was handmade from rescued material that had a previous life before becoming clothing. 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